File this one under strange alliances. I read recently that:

• Jerry Hall, Mick Jagger’s ex, is now married to Rupert Murdoch.
• Wendi Deng, Rupert Murdoch’s ex, is now dating Vladimir Putin.

Seriously?

The lives of the rich and famous are just not like our lives. What Mick Jagger, Rupert Murdoch and Vladimir Putin have in common completely eludes me. Other than that they’re rich and powerful.

Now all we need is for Vladimir Putin’s ex-wife to show up dating Paul McCartney, and then the circle will be complete.

Oh, and Donald Trump has to insert himself in this quagmire somehow.