For the first time ever in my life I’m kind of hoping that Jesus does come back at Easter this year, just so he could tell all the MAGA “christians” that there is no way they’re getting into the Kingdom of Heaven. I hope he can call them all in individually to deliver the same message.

I mean, if Santa Clause can visit over one billion homes on Christmas Eve, I’m sure Jesus can talk to the 25-30 million evangelical Christians on one day.

Let Jesus tell them that it doesn’t actually matter what you believe or proclaim, it only matters how you behave. And that repeatedly demonstrating your cruelty is no way to get into any kind of beautiful afterlife.

Oh, and then I hope he tells them that there is no Heaven, that it’s a child’s fantasy, and it only matters what you do here in this life. Boy, I would love to see some of their faces after that conversation.