Living in this country these days is like living in the following Geico  commercial, a parody of a slasher movie.

Why didn’t we just get into the running car?

That would have been the Harris-Walz administration. 

But no, we hid behind the chainsaws. And now, that’s the reality that we’re living.

I mean, some of us tried to get into the running car, but we were pulled out by the people who insisted that we had to hide behind the chainsaws.

And here we are.

Good luck to all of us.