The Mueller report is out, and it seems like it’s mostly a victory for President Liar-in-Chief

Well, the Mueller report is out, and it seems like it’s mostly a victory for President Liar-in-Chief. So far we only have Attorney General’s Bill Barr’s four page summary of what is probably a report hundreds of pages long, but here is what we know so far:

  • Mueller found no evidence of collusion between Trump personally or his campaign and the Russian government.
  • Mueller neither found enough evidence to support prosecution for obstruction of justice, but also did not exonerate Trump.

Come again?

Isn’t that his job, to decide whether there was obstruction of justice?

It’s certainly disappointing that Mueller didn’t find more. Trump supporters will be out in the street screaming “no collusion!”


Of course, this isn’t the end of it. There are still lots of other investigations:

  • Investigations by various House committees, most of which have just gotten started.
  • Investigations by the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York.
  • Investigations by the US Attorney for the District of Columbia.
  • Investigations by the US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia.
  • Investigations by New York City, New York State, & Other State Attorneys General.

So, it’s not over until the fat lady sings, as the saying goes.

Like everyone else, I’m going to want to see the whole Mueller report, even if it is heavily redacted. This isn’t going to end the debate, that’s for sure.

But it was mostly good news for Trump and his supporters, about that there can be little debate.

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Two of the least likely place on Earth for mass murder

Two of the least likely place on Earth for mass murder would have to be Norway and New Zealand. And yet in 2011 we had the mass murder of the children of Labor Party members in Norway, and now a few days ago we had the mass murder of Muslims at two mosque’s in Christchurch New Zealand.

“God” help us all.

Both were conducted by deranged young men who fervently believe in the doctrine of white supremacy. The guy in New Zealand was actually an Australian, inspired by the guy from Norway.

“God” help us all.

The Australian guy managed to live stream his attack on Facebook for 17 minutes before the platform finally took his live-stream down. Facebook received a lot of criticism for needing 17 minutes to stop the live stream, and maybe that’s fair and maybe it isn’t fair. I don’t have enough knowledge of the technology involved to make a judgment on that.

“God” help us all.

The guy in Norway can only be held for 27 years because that’s the longest sentence that can be imposed in Norway. Really, if there’s any justice, somebody will assassinate this asshole as soon as he’s released from prison. Maybe that would send a message to the white supremacists.

“God” help us all.

Both of these idiots left behind incoherent “manifestos”. The one from the Norwegian guy was 1518 pages long and “borrowed” liberally from the work of other idiots. The one from the Australian was mercifully only 70 pages long, but equally incoherent, and “borrowed” liberally from the Norwegian guy.

“God” help us all.

The Australian guy cited President Trump as “a symbol of renewed white identity.” “President” Deny Everything Liar-in-Chief, of course, declared that this had nothing to do with him or his hate-filled rhetoric demonizing Muslims and immigrants.

“God” help us all.

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The Democrats are back to cannibalizing themselves.

Well, it didn’t take long, but the Democrats are back to cannibalizing themselves. The focal point this time is the various statements of Somalia-born Michigan Representative Ilhan Omar.

Omar has been openly critical of AIPAC (the American Israel Public Affairs Committee), which hardly makes her unique. Just like people have criticized the lobbying power of the oil and gas lobby or the NRA, criticizing AIPAC hardly makes a person anti-semitic.

But Omar has used language which has certainly been indelicate. People have accused her of using “antisemitic tropes.”

What got Omar intro trouble was tweeting that it was “all bout the Benjamins, baby” and then responding “AIPAC” when asked what it meant.

Now, if you’re like me, the first thing you might be asking yourself is, “what’s a trope?” Well, according to Wikipedia, a trope is “the use of figurative language, via word, phrase or an image, for artistic effect such as using a figure of speech.”

Okay, so what’s an “antisemitic trope?” Again, returning to Wikipedia, it’s “unfounded rumors or false allegations which are defamatory towards Judaism as a religion, or defamatory towards Jews as an ethnic or religious group.” As examples of Anti-semitic tropes Wikipedia cites

  • accusations of guilt for the death of Jesus;
  • accusations of host desecration, accusations of ritual murder and blood libel;
  • accusations of plotting to control the world;
  • accusations of usury and profiteering, accusations of dual loyalty
  • accusations of cowardice and lack of patriotism;
  • accusations of controlling the media, and;
  • accusations of controlling the world financial system.


Those are some pretty serious accusations.

Clearly, criticizing the outsized influence of AIPAC is not in that category.

And yet, just the other day there was an opinion piece by Michael A. Cohen (not to be confused with the other Michael Cohen) complaining about Omar’s “stunning lack of introspection.”

Cohen (whose commentary I normally really appreciated) complained that Omar “activated a long-standing anti-Jewish stereotype: that Diaspora Jews use money to exercise influence and political power.”

No, I don’t think that’s what she did. She complained about the sway of a particular lobbying group, one that has the world “Israel” in its official title.

Lest we forget, Omar herself has been the target of anti-Muslim smears, such as a poster that associated Omar with the 9/11 hijackings.

The Democrats broadened their resolution that they had planned to vote on to include references to “anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry.”

Fine. Let’s keep it there.

What should happen now is that Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic leadership team take Rep. Omar aside and remind her that (as one of two Muslims in the House) she needs to be very careful not only of what she expresses, but also of how she expresses it.

And then maybe the Democrats can stop cannibalizing themselves.

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Paul Manafort was sentenced to 47 months in prison, and that doesn’t quite seem right

Paul Manafort, Trump’s former campaign manager, was sentenced to 47 months in prison the other day. And that doesn’t seem right. In sentencing him, Judge Judge T. S. Ellis commented on the “otherwise blameless life” that Manafort has lived.


Franklin Foer of The Atlantic magazine took a quick look at this “blameless” life, observing that Manafort is a guy who has “always acted with impunity.” Foer noted that:

  • Manafort lobbied on behalf of the tobacco industry and wangled millions in tax breaks for corporations.
  • Manafort helped Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos bolster his image in Washington after he assassinated his primary political opponent.
  • Manafort worked to keep arms flowing to the Angolan generalissimo Jonas Savimbi.
  • Manafort was kicked out of the lobbying firm he co-founded, accused of inflating his expenses and cutting his partners out of deals.
  • Manafort spent a decade as the chief political adviser to a clique of former gangsters in Ukraine.
  • Manafort came to adopt the lifestyle and corrupt practices of his Ukrainian clients as his own.
  • Manafort produced a public-relations campaign to convince Washington that Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych was acting within his democratic rights and duties when he imprisoned his most compelling rival for power.
  • Manafort stood mute as Yanukovych’s police killed 130 protesters in the Maidan.
  • Manafort got himself nearly $20 million in debt to a Russian oligarch.
  • Manafort tried to use his perch atop the Trump campaign to help salvage his sorry financial situation.
  • Manafort installed one of his protégés as the head of the pro-Trump super PAC Rebuilding America. His friend allegedly funneled $125,000 from the super PAC to pay off one of Manafort’s nagging debts.
  • Manafort was found guilty of tax evasion on an industrial scale. He kept his cash in Cyprus and wired it home to buy more than $1 million in bespoke clothing.
  • Manafort disguised his income as loans so that he could bamboozle banks into lending him money.
  • Manafort attempted to phone a potential witness in his trial so that they could align their stories.
  • Manafort systematically lied to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s prosecutors, after he promised them his full cooperation.

Needless to say, the life that Manafort has led has hardly been “blameless.” Rather, it’s been scheming and advantageous.

And this is to say nothing about the racial aspects. A lot of commentators compared Manfort’s sentencing with the case of Crystal Gayle, a Texas woman who was sentenced to 5 years in prison after having been found guilty of voter fraud because she was a felon still on probation, and that is an obvious and uncomfortable comparison. But you don’t have to get that dramatic. You can just go to any black or Hispanic low-level drug offender if you want to see disparity in sentencing.

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The “controversy” around Leaving Neverland

Over the weekend HBO released the new documentary “Leaving Neverland.” Directed and produced by British filmmaker Dan Reed, the film focuses on two men, Wade Robson and Jimmy Safechuck, who allege they were sexually abused by the singer Michael Jackson as children.

  • Robson is an Australian dancer and choreographer who as a five year old he was befriended by Jackson on a tour of Australia.
  • Safechuck was a child actor from Simi Valley, California, who landed a role in a Pepsi commercial alongside the pop star in 1987 while he was eight.

Jackson was accused of sexual abuse back in 1993 to 1994 and again between 2002 to 2005. In 2005 he was charged and acquitted in a criminal trial. Both of these guys testified in Jackson’s favor while they were still boys in the criminal trial. So let us just remember:

  • Jackson had the same advantage as OJ Simpson, which is unlimited legal resources through which he could defend himself.
  • Both of these young men admitted that they thought that Jackson was a “God.”
  • Jackson groomed these boys expertly, and he also groomed the entire family of both of these boys.

Oprah Winfrey taped an interview with these two men (now 36 and 41) on her Oprah network. They come across as completely credible and reasonable, and their stories are very similar. I urge you to view it, if you doubt that this happened.

Anybody who knows anything about the clinical aspects of sexual abuse knows that the story these two men are telling is completely believable. There is no controversy. The Jackson family has (of course!) threatened to sue HBO for $100 million. Good luck, Jackson family.

  • Unlike criminal trials, in libel actions the burden of proof is on the complainant (in other words, the Jackson family).
  • In libel actions, truth is an absolute defense to the complaint.
  • In criminal trials, not only is the burden of proof on the state (standing in behalf of the victims) but the burden is proof beyond a reasonable doubt (or 90%).
  • Not having been criminally convicted is no proof of innocence. It just means that the state didn’t have enough proof to meet the “beyond a reasonable doubt” standard.

I hope that the family does sue HBO in libel. They’re going to get their hats handed to them if they do.

Jackson is the best possible example of a celebrity who was tortured in his own way. Everyone knows that his father, Joe Jackson, was abusive, and it seems extraordinarily likely that Jackson himself was sexually abused as a child (because almost no one becomes an abuser without being abused themselves).

Some of the consequences of that were obvious:

  • Jackson’s mutilation of his own face through voluntary surgery (making him look like a weird Diana Ross).
  • Jackson’s whitening of his skin (which was not the result of a skin condition).
  • Jackson’s whisper quiet high voice, which sounded like the voice of a 13 year-old.
  • Jackson’s surrounding himself almost exclusively with children in order to socialize.

Jackson was about a year younger than I am. I look like I’m 61 (albeit, in pretty good shape for 61). Jackson looked, at the time of his death (at age 50) like he was maybe age 24. It was not natural. Something had tortured this guy all his life, and while we can sympathize with that, it doesn’t make what he did any less monstrous.

Personally, I’m not going to stop playing Jackson’s music from time to time. (Plenty of people I know are arguing for that.) I can separate his artistry from his humanity (or perhaps his monstrosity) but the defenders of Jackson (like the defenders of Donald Trump) need to take off the blinders and see this guy for who he really was.

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The Feel Good story of Rich Rebuilds

Well, today I’m departing from my usual doom and gloom, Sturm and Drang writing about how the world is going to hell in a handbasket to forward on the story of a guy who figured out how to rebuild a Tesla on his own — and then created a successful YouTube channel demonstrating his work.

This article showed up in my hometown newspaper, and these are the kind of things that keep us going. Somebody with extraordinary initiative, a little bit of luck, and demonstrating the (still, I believe) American quality of ingenuity. The guy in question is 36-year old Rich Benoit, who “works in IT” in Boston. As reported by the Globe:

The Tesla that started it all, a Model S that Benoit refers to as Delores, was purchased from a salvage yard after it had been caught in a flood in New Jersey. Benoit had a friend who owned a Model S, and the moment he pulled it into Benoit’s driveway to take him for a ride, Benoit was obsessed. The way it was whisper quiet. The impossible acceleration from zero to I-feel-like-I’m-on-a-roller-coaster-and-about-to-throw-up in an instant. The way he could feel all of the work that went into creating the vehicle, a history of progress that combined to create this feeling of the future.

Benoit stripped the car, tore out all of the ruined electronics, and pried out the seats, which had rusted in place, thanks to the saltwater. Then he contacted Tesla to order the parts he needed for the rebuild, and it was here that Benoit hit another obstacle, one that would define the arc of his story: Tesla does not want anyone working on its cars besides Tesla, and refused to sell Benoit the parts he wanted.

Benoit found another Model S that had been totaled in a collision but whose electronics and batteries were still good, bought it for a little more than he’d paid for Delores, and began the long process of turning two broken vehicles into one good one, figuring everything out as he went along and posting videos on a YouTube channel he’d created, Rich Rebuilds, to log his progress. The videos would sometimes get a few hundred views.

After more than a year of tinkering and of challenge after challenge, Benoit had proudly restored Delores nearly back to showroom quality, and in video #61, she passed state inspection.

Six days later, he posted video #62, in which he told the long story that answered the question everyone wanted to know: How much did this thing end up costing? The answer was $6,500 (after selling off a bunch of duplicate parts, including the entire shell of the second car).

“I gave the video the title ‘World’s Cheapest Tesla,’ and in the snap of a finger it had a million views,” he says.

Now that, my friends, is a story that we should all be able to get behind. It’s the kind of thing I have no talent for whatsoever, and for that reason alone, I totally respect what this guy is doing.

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How we know that Trump will never resign of his own accord

Here’s how we know that no matter what else happens, Donald J. Drumpf fill never resign the Presidency of his own accord: he gets way too much attention while being President.

Michael Cohen, in his testimony last week, confirmed what every educated person already knows: Trump never intended to be President and Trump never expected to be President. He intended to use his presidential campaign to raise his profile so that he could be more of a sought after blabbermouth on Fox News, and so that he could burnish his “brand.” And maybe launch his own TV channel.

Now exhibit #1 relative to how much Trump loves the presidential attention is his appearance over the weekend at the CPAC Conference where Trump carried on for two hours and twenty minutes.

By all accounts the speech was a tour-de-force of rambling, incoherent grievances and digressions from topic, or what Trump believes (and he might be right about this) got him elected.

I had argued previously that when Trump realized how much work being President really is, he might resign of his own accord. But that’s not going to happen. Trump spends hours every day watching TV — when he’s not golfing at one of his clubs — and has clearly proven that you can actually be President without having to work hard.

Take that Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama!

But the attention you get while President. It’s second to none. They play a fucking song when you walk into the room! That’s never going to happen again. Of course, like an aging prize fighter Trump will stay too long, and all the investigations that are currently underway will catch up to him. Once he’s no longer President he may even be indicted. In the meantime, he’s sowing the seeds of the Republican party’s eventual self-destruction.

Have fun while it lasts President Liar-in-Chief, because once the party’s over, you (and your acolytes) are going to have the biggest hangover in the history of the world!

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