Well, leave it to the Onion to find just the right tone in their parody of a man fighting for what he thinks is in the Constitution. The said thing is, this isn’t that far from the truth. There was a video posted recently of all the things that Texas Tech students do not know with respect to factual historical knowledge, although, of course, they all knew all kinds of of popular culture trivia, like who stars in Jersey Shore. Ah, ignorance is bliss. If we could all just continue to ignore those inconvenient facts that keep getting in the way.